A spectrum of non-contagious symptoms secondary to inhalation of caustic chemicals used when applying dip powder to your nails; not to be discouraged- there are other methods to apply without using these chemicals.
I think that I'm getting dip flu from my at-home dip powder manicures.
A flu worse than man flu that dykes get
I have dyke flu but I dont winge about it much like when men have man flu.
Better known as aspergillus symptoms are brought on by smoking moldy or mildewy marijuana. Symptoms include nausea, headache and sore throat similar to a common cold but with no temperature or medicinal effects.
I don't want to smoke any of that s*** it'll give you the shwag flu.
A deadly disease believed to originate out of Greenville, NC. The Chinese Box disease is found in only chinese women.
Yo bro did you hear chad got the chinese box flu ?
When you eat so much pizza that you become physically sick.
Did you hear about Jack? He got the pizza flu.
An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them
Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.