left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

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Mariner High's Football Team

The worst freaking Team in the history of time...........

61 to 0....damn Mariner High's Football Team sucks!

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Football Seamster/Seamstress

A Fuckstick (person, not penis or dildo)

George Bush

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St. Kilda Football Club

A team full of rapists

Person 1: Do you see those people over there raping that person.
Person 2: Yer the St. Kilda football Club

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Football headed yogurt slinger

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.

My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"

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piece of shit football club

Manchester United, Barcelona, Tottenham Spurs, Lazio, and Juventus.

Piece of shit football club, like Man United, Barca, Spurs, Lazio, and Juve, teams with no class and no grace at all.

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Wanna play football?

Colloquially used as an unfriendly warning to a fellow or fellows caught red-handed. Referring to the strong physical contacts in football,such as tackling or even wrestling.

"Wanna play football?" Officer Booth asked of Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Bill,Jim,and Tom,as he caught them mooning in public.

"Wanna play football?"Musa asked of his twin brother Harun,as he caught Harun trying to steal his medal. "That medal is mine,not yours!"

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