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Nickname for professional baseball pitcher Rich Hill.
"We got Dick Mountain starting tomorrow... and he's been great." -Max Muncy
woman having oral sex on a man while he has his cock in his hand is whipping it around all around her mouth and face and she cant et a hold of it.
John grabbed Jane by her hair when she was on her knees and made her suck his wild dick
A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
When someone, usually male, insures their dick in case of a catastrophic accident.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.
Oh wow, a dog bit his dick halfway off? Its a good thing he has dick insurance.
Someone who uses you and never loves you or cherishes you the way you deserve.
Shayne: Yeah fuck that guy
Courtney: He's a Chesse Dick
Kimmy: ...you said that last time. What does it even mean?
1. a cock blocking friend.
2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.
3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.
4. a friend with great sexual impulses.
Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.
Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB
Nate: he cock blocked me last night...
Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?
Tye: go f**k yourself.