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Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.
Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.
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inserting your penis into the hole of a donut and slapping someone in the face with it
while pat was sleeping, we decided to wake him up with a donut slap
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"Do I really have to touch the donkey donut?"
"Only if you want to be a real veterinarian."
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a bloody vagina and/or menstrual period
I hope my girlfriend gets her crimson donut soon. She has the worst PMS ever.
I'm going to f**k you until you have a crimson donut.
I got my crimson donut, I'm not pregnant!!!
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Similar to "Teabagging", Donut Stamping involves pressing ones bare anus against the victim, leaving a donut shaped poo stamp.
As if Teabagging wasn't enough, the group of madmen repeatedly donut stamped the poor fellow until he turned completely brown.
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Donut Friday refers to a growing trend within workplaces (particularly in the pro bono legal sector) where donuts are ordered, purchased and consumed by staff for morning tea each Friday.
"Man, I just can't wait for Donut Friday... I'm gonna get a cinnamon one!"
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