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The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.
Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.
Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.
Dude 1: sick!
1. Synonymous with love life.
2. The ventral opening of a lady.
3. A terrible attempt at smack talk/tough guy attitude.
1. Josh - 'Dude, how is the fanny front?'
Todd - 'Josh man, it's awesome! I have 7 girls going at
the same time! My balls look vacuum packed
they are so empty!'
2. Josh - 'Todd man, her fanny front must look like a
wizard's sleeve!'
3. Josh - 'Todd, shut yo damn mouth bitch!'
Todd - 'Dude, lose the fanny front'
Another phrase to describe the bigotry of low expectations; people who assume that another race needs to rely on them for support.
"Front Porch" to paint a picture of a slaveowner on their front porch feeling justified for "providing."
Example 1:
a: "If you don't prove extra help to this ethnic community, they will never be able to succeed on their own."
b: "That's front porch racism."
Example 2:
a: "I think Jojo might be a front porch racist. He always talks about how *insert race here* should get extra assistance from the government.
To be loyal or Stick with someone instead of betraying them The opposite or backdoor
Jake has been around,nice,and friendly for a long time im glad he went through the front door
Similar to TYB. Except more harsh.
First created about a guy named Ebby
“Damn bro he just front doored you.”
Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!
"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"
"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"
When you have a bush in your front lawn, it means you have lot's of hair in a certain place...;)
Boy:"Hey, do you have a bush in your front lawn?"
Girl:"Hell yea! I have a whole garden"