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Specially designed goggles originating from Japan that allow the user to enjoy Golden Showers, Muddy Buddy and other such acts. They are also surprisingly useful for navigating through the annals of Urban Dictionary.
Lads, grab your Japanese Rain Goggles, we're going to Shinjuku.
Properly pronounced Japanese Rain Goggrssssss
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They’re goggles you put on for women that are squirters. While performing oral sex on certain women that love water sports in the bedroom.
Put your Japanese Rain Goggles on so that I don’t irritate your eyes when my vagina explodes in your face.
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When a male dips his testicals in hot sauce and places them on a unsuspecting victims eye sockets while they are sleeping. This results in the victims eyes and eye sockets burning the next day.
Dude i totally gave that girl a Mexican spicy goggles
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When a man puts his nose in a females vagina while she urinates/ejaculates causing him to squint and wish for protective eye wear. (i.e. swimming goggles)
Terra gave me japanese rain goggles and ruined my new silk duvet
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A pair of eye goggles that were given to thy Mayans for luck; A motha' fuckin' suhweeet pair of goggles that make you an official P-I-M-P.
"...and thy arabian eye goggles were given to thy one."- The New Testament-Pussy Galore 2:69
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when a woman smudges her breast into the face of a man.
dude i got a japanese rain goggles last night." "whats that?" " my girlfriend shoved her tits in my face!
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Getting squirted on while a woman is standing up
Have you ever had Japanese rain goggles
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