A gooch king is a person that loves the gooch and thrives for the gooch
“Kb is a gooch king and a munting demon”
When you are the opposite gender of the female and your ass starts to sink up and you somehow get the urge to eat all the "Gooch" in your ass.
Yesterday I pulled a "Gooch Globbler" at your moms house
When you spill a beverage on your shirt
My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.
A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot
Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??
Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!
The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.
Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”
*claps gooch*
When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)