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An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.
After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.
Being drunk beyond all imaginable belief.
man, i was a HAMMER SHOW last night.
When you're good at jacking off.
Austin is about 6 inches and he knows how to pump the hammer!
To Blow millions on stupid shit,just so it can be reposessed in a few years.
''I've Just inherited 30 mill from my Grandma...Hammer Time!''
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The object used to correct someone's grammer. i.e. hitting one with the grammer hammer.
He said can I instead of may I, so I brought the grammer hammer down on him.
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A lesbian couple consisting of a larger, beefier woman labelled as the "hammer". She will be partnered by a more petit, slimmer women labelled as the iron.
Hammer, because she looks like she would be the one to do the DIY around the house. She could also probably pack a punch. Stereotyped by their short (or shaven) hair, butchness and work boots.
Iron, because she will be the one who does the housework (e.g. the ironing), whilst the hammer retiles the roof. She will probably be the more attractive woman in the relationship.
Anon 1: Went round to Sandra and Joans house yesterday. I tell you what Sandra's definately the hammer and Joan the iron, in that relationship.
Anon 2: How could you tell?
Anon 1: Sandra was wearing dungarees and Dr Martens fitting in an extention at the back of the house, whilst Joan washed the dishes.
Anon 2: Stereotypical Hammer and Iron relationship that.
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