Your contribution has been noted

A sarcastic phrase used after someone gives you their unwanted opinion or advice.

Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Has somebody tickled your peach?

this means when somebody has got on the wrong side of you, or pissed you off

'hey how are you'

'dont talk to me'
'has somebody tickled your peach?'

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Everybody has a bag of rocks to carry.

Everyone in life has troubles be them physical or mental. Whether rich or poor the heartaches of life escape no one.

Be kind, give people a break, don't be so quick to anger or judge because, Everybody has a bag of rocks to carry.

Quit whining, we all have a bag of rocks.

What has my life come to?

That thought that runs through your mind as you are vigorously masturbating your micropenis to a weird hentai video or other obscene pornography, while your seven chins shine with all the sweat you have built up, that makes you stop stoking it and weep to yourself while contemplating suicide.

During his 7th j.o. session to incest tentacle hentai, in one day of course, Steve looked down at all his dirty plates, cum tissues, foreclosure notices, and shitty attempts at drawing his "waifu", and thought to himself "What has my life come to?" He then rocked back and forth in his underwear on the floor contemplating death the whole time before crying himself to sleep. Suicide depressed

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Ga Ga Ha La Qua

A term used to express when someone or something is outrageously over the top and excessive. The more creative, innovative and elaborate, the better.

This year for the annual Halloween block party, I decided to dress up as drag queen. I picked out bright and bold colors and textures for fabric. To guarantee that my costume would be a hit, I added leather, spikes, sequins, glitter, and studs. When it all came together I had the most Ga Ga Ha La Qua costume at the party.

she has bruises on her knees

It means that she is a hoe that has been sucking dick behind the staples

She has bruises on her knees

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sorry! an unexpected error has occurred!

what happens on myspace when shit messes up.

always happens at the worst time when you REALLY want to log in to your account..... cause OMG you need to see if anyone has commented on your "cool new pix."

damn... another sorry! an unexpected error has occurred! wtf.... i need to click this again, and again, and again!!! sorry my ass!!!

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