heart glue

A close friend of the opposite gender that helps you to get through a difficult break-up and tries to fix your heart but you often end up realizing you're in love with them.

'Who's that boy you hang around with a lot at the moment?'
'Oh Jack? He's just my heart glue. He's fun to hang around with and makes me feel happy when I'm upset about my break up with Josh :)'
'Sounds like you're in love with your heart glue...'
'...'

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hand heart

means you love me 😏🤞

rere sent me a hand heart

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Heart Sink

What happens to a doctor when a ne'er do well walks into the surgery. His or her heart feels like like it has sunk or failed and joy trickles away.

He felt his heart sink when the patient walked in for the hundredth time with the same problem.

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Stone heart

A man who, after a divorce, cuts off his ring finger so he'll never remarry.

The stone heart's symbol was his missing ring finger.

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Heart Breaker

Somebody who breaks hearts.

Many Jenney is a bad girlfriend, she is a heart breaker.

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Heart blushes

Heart blushes is that emoji that has a blushy face with hearts.

I love you *heart blushes*

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Worm Heart

The fatter region of the penis, typically found towards the mid-shaft-section.

The worm heart bears its name from the bulge in an earth worm where the heart resides. It is a rare sight, but a real lethal weapon.

Bro: "Dude what's that fuckin' bulge?"
Me: "Don't worry about me bro. That's just my worm heart."

Me: "Dude Kelly was loving that worm heart last night"
Chris: "Damn man, I wish I had a worm heart"

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