what's his nuts

A phrase used generally to replace the name of someone when you have forgotten who you were going to talk about. This is similar to What's his face? or What's her face?, but usually catches the other person off guard.

Guy 1: So what are you doing for Labor Day this year?
Guy 2: Oh you know, I'm going home to play a game of football with what's his nuts, the guy who always ran an extra mile after gym practice.

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box his ears

The act of hitting someone's ears with the palms of your hands. Typically results in the recipient being in extreme pain, and occasionally, deafness (either temporary or permanent).

Boxing someone's ears is usually done with the express purpose of punishing someone for an offence, although is by no means limited to such. It can also be used as an impromptu self defence technique, or just to piss off someone you don't particularly like.

"Box his ears, pop! Box his ears!"

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hi bye friend

A person you would say "hi" and "bye" to casually, but little more. Generally someone desirable as an acquaintance and not anything more.

From "This American Life"

After she said "no" to a date, she said we could remain hi bye friends.

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Hi-diddly-ho

An exclimation used for greeting one's neighbour.

Hi-diddly-ho neighbourino!

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Atom and His Package

A punk-rock "band" consisting of Atom and his synthesizer (known as the Package).

Atom and His Package played in my town, and he's 100% punk.

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Pees on his balls

Penis is so small causes Urine to hit the balls

His dick is so small he pees on his balls

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monopoly on his dick

When a girl goes down a guy and performs all sorts of manuevers. This activity can last for hours (or as long as he does) much like the board game.

Last night Riley went monopoly on his dick!

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