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The act of skullfucking a Canadian chick after having her shit all over your dick from you fucking her in the ass resulting in her vomiting the gallon of cum that she swallowed from the gangbang she just received 10 minutes before, thereafter taking your cum, vomit, and shit covered dick and sticking it in her pussy.
I went up north this past weekend and got me a little bit of Canada's History a couple of times.
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First, use the Stanley Cup to make some french toast. Then pour the maple syrup on the french toast and eat it.
Last, invite a girl back to your apartment and beat her with the antlers of a moose.
First, he used the Stanley Cup to make some french toast.
Then he poured some maple syrup on the french toast and ate it. Last, a girl finally came back to this guy's and the first thing he does is beat her with the antlers of a moose.
"Canada's History"
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It is the twisted sexual act performed in the US which requires stretching a woman's anus with a set of moose antlers. The further she can take it up her butt the more 'Canadian' she is. Then maple syrup is poured into her ass until she is full. She then pushes it out into a large cup or goblet (preferably the Stanley Cup) and then both partners drink the maple syrup together and use it as smelly body lube.
Ana is FREAKY she let Alex perform a 'Canada's History' on her!
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A sex act where a French man poops into the vagina of a Canadian woman.
In Germany, there a fetish magazines dedicated to Canada's History!
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Going to Saskatoon to visit thier "Red Light District"
Hey Darryl, how a'boot it, are you up for a bit of "Canada's History" tonight.
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A depraved sex act inflicted on the United States by Stephen Colbert.
"I got herpes exploring Canada's History."
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A sexual act that involves penetrating the recipient with the prongs of a moose antler using maple syrup as a lubricant. Often participants attempt fill the recipient with as much maple syrup as possible so it may used as an enema and collected in a large cup. This collected syrup is then poured over pancakes and consumed.
Tom had Joanne give him a lesson in Canada's history. He then cooked her pancakes with his special maple syrup to thank her.
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