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Alex Trebek: And the answer is, The Bible.
Thomas Jefferson: What is holy crap?
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To lie on ones arm and penis until they both go numb, then jack off. As there is no sensation it's as if a ghost is jacking off.
Joseph: "Dude, totally had a Holy Ghost last night and now Mary's Pregnant."
Judas: "Shit man, you'll have to lie about it."
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A member of a church service audience whose enthusiasm is anything but graceful or gracious. Their behavior is considered out-of-bounds and over-the-top; behavior similar to a person having a manic episode.
From the book, The Color of Water, James McBride describes one particular person in the pews of a church service, "They were mostly women, big mamas whom I knew and loved, but when the good Lord climbed into their bones and lifted them up toward Sweet Liberty, kind, gentle women (holly rollers) who mussed my hair and kissed me on the cheek and gave me dimes would burst out of their seats like Pitssburgh Steeler linebackers. "Oh yessss!" they'd cry."
For those who know a little about basketball, it's embarrassing when a defender falls for a fake. They jump needlessly, and give a wide open lane or shot to the opposing offense.
"Bubba, was that your mom last Sunday in the aisle?"
"Yeah, she can be some what of a holy roller."
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The distinctly unholy act of involuntarily vomiting, pissing and shitting yourself due to excessive drinking. All three must usually be within a small radius of each other for this to count as doing a holy trinity.
Phil was so drunk that night, he just had no idea what was going on... he even did a holy trinity on the statue outside - brutal.
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Holy Child girls sweat Holy Cross girls. They just changed CROSS to CHILD so they can think like they're cooler. They're all ugly and wish they could get as many guys as the holy cross girls.
Prep Boy: My girlfriend goes to Holy Child
Gonzaga boy: DAMN HOLY CROSS!!
Prep Boy: No holy child.
Gonzaga boy: where the fuck is that?
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A cow blessed by a high priest
I bless this cow...(as a priest dips him in holy water)
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Wanna look at a good joke book? read the Holy Bible
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