Paper Heart

What Scott Weiland doesn't want you to cut out.

Don't cut out my paper heart, I ain't dyin' anyway.

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paper mache

Wiping one's ass with the last few bits of toilet paper on a roll, often resulting in leftover pieces of toilet paper/shit combination stuck to the ass

I had to paper mache my ass with the last few bits of toilet paper because that's all that was left.

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papered up

Gaining a degree by nefarious methods.

So that's how you papered up. I always wondered how you got a degree. You paid Moishe to write your thesis.

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paper bag

Cockney rhyming slang for fag

That man is a paper bag!

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white paper

a brain dump to start conversation

I wrote a white paper.

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Paper trail

That piece of toilet paper that rolls up like a cigar and falls on the floor when you're wiping.

I had a great poop except for the 2 paper trails. Had to pick those up so Carla wouldn't see them.

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Paper clip

A promiscuous woman, one who is known for doing questionable things such as having sex with people they meet at tables in night clubs and gaining free entry to establishments for no other reason but to be decoration.

Synonyms: whore, slut, coke whore, boat slut, dirt, girl, woman

Damm this club has some high quality paper clips tonight!

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