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One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.

Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!

by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012


Baker's Week

8 days. Another unit to measure days, rather than saying a week and a day.

Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.

Hey, my birthday's 8 days away!

Great, I'll see you at the party in a Baker's Week!

by TheFiend138 April 30, 2019


Harass Yavuzhan Week

Harass Yavuzhan Week, happens from September 24th to September 31st. During this week span, any discord member can freely harass Bgcord's Server owner, Yavuzhan.

User: Yo! Yav! You smell like ass!
Yavuzhan: Anneni sikeyim!!!
User: Too bad, lol, it's Harass Yavuzhan Week!

by Nekeh September 24, 2024


Alice weekes

A girl with an ass the size of Jupiter

Juidus: woah look at that ass
Jesus: I’m going in for the squeeze
Juidus: you need a prayer and a sacrifice to god to squeeze an ass as hot as an Alice Weekes

by Yourboihalliwayyyyy December 10, 2019


monday week

A week that feels like everyday is Monday.

This week Is so bad it’s a Monday week.

by Cadencecat February 15, 2018


Black hole week

The last week of a year ( December 25th - December 31st) when everyone around the world feels like sucked into a black hole where there is no proper sense of time or purpose.

Generally people are in a holiday mood spending time with family and awaiting a New Year.

My friends get really busy during the black hole week and I get to see them only after New Year.

by Pandaboiii January 8, 2021


Black hole week

The last week of a year ( December 25th - December 31st) when everyone around the world feels like sucked into a black hole where there is no proper sense of time or purpose.

Generally people are in a holiday mood spending time with family and awaiting a New Year.

My friends get really busy during the black hole week and I get to see them only after New Year.

by Pandaboiii January 8, 2021