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A fucking that is so no holds barred that it must come from a person that spent the majority of their teenage days not studying the classics but rather studying the art of fucko. 2.) A fucking with no brakes.
I put a straight state school fucking on that private school bitch and she got all swim fan on my ass.
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Where former Jesuslanders go when they realize that the government is supposed to take care of everybody by forcing money from those who have it and giving it to those who don't.
Contrast with Jesusland where people think that the church is supposed to take care of everybody by extracting money from anyone who will listen and building a bigger cathedral than the Jones' church down the street.
I moved to the United States of Canada after my preacher took my baby's milk money and bought an Xbox for his church's new million dollar youth building.
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The second largest nation on the North American continent, situated between Canada to the north and Mexico to the south.
The only political and military superpower left on earth, it is held in contempt and jealousy by others, albeit sometimes not without merit.
Home to the oldest written constitution still in effect, it has benefited from almost 230 years of political stability. Because of this, and it's many natural resources, it has been blessed to have the largest economy in the world.
Sometimes confused with their government, the citizenry is generous and truly believes in the "American Dream", i.e., that if you work hard enough, and long enough, you can succeed in your endeavors.
It is a country of immigrants, not ethnicity; anyone can become an American, but not all can be a Japanese, or a German, or a Russian, etc.
It's government, such as all governments, has in the past, (and some argue now) let it's people down by not living up to it's expectations. In America however, that government can be removed not by bullets, but by ballots.
I live in the United States of America.
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A fine academic establishment in Northern Vermont. During the winter, which lasts from October to May, students of LSC can typically be found skiing or snowboarding down the tiny-ass hill between the Stonehenge dorms and the Stonehenge parking lot, climbing the central "ice sculpture" which looks suspiciously phallic most of the time, coming up with incredibly creative methods of smoking pot, contracting food poisoning from the culinary anus of America (a.k.a. Stevens Dining Hall), or seeing how much alcohol it is possible to consume in one night (about 15 hours). During the summer, which is about two weeks of the time the college is actually inhabited by anything besides bears, moose, and really fucked up looking creatures known as "Public Safety Officers", all incoming freshmen are required to find out that no, you don't want to swim in the ponds on campus, and also that the Packing House is not at all worth their money.
Lyndon State College: A good place to get really, really fucked up.
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A place you're proud to call home. You will accept no other substitute for freedom, and you will not accept crappy definitions for the land of the free and the brave.
Most of all, GO AMERICA.
Because I live in the United States of America, I can choose what to do with my money! GO CAPITALISM!
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"separation of Church and State" as implied by the Constitution was originally intended to keep the government from dictating and controlling religion. Also, to keep the church from providing political puppets to rule in it's favor. It was never intended to be weilded as a device to eradicate all religous content from every government-sponsored activity.
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The best university in the world for a complete collegic experience. MSU has a lot to offer its students: a great atmosphere, a great education, a great social experience, and many other benefits including an extremely attractive student population. The MSU female is the perfect combination of brains and looks, and the MSU male is/gets lucky (often).
I went to Michigan State University and, not only received a great education, but also gained an extremely outgoing and social personality that I could not possibly have attained by going to the Univeristy of Michigan. This is probably why, after my interview, I was successful in getting the job over 4 UofM kids.
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