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banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 2, 2019


Band Aid

group of musicians from the UK who recorded "Do They Know It's Christmas?" in the mid 80s.

If you have no idea what song this is, trust me on this one; you will hear it over and over and over and over and over....

I was walking through Walmart and I heard that fucking Band Aid song for the 26th time today....and Christmas is a month away. For fucks sake, I hope that song will go away soon.

by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003

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the band names

the band names are band names that have the word "The" in it. these bands are usually indie, so they suck.

"the decemberists" are an example of the use of the band names, because they have a lame name, and they suck.

stereotypical indie band name: "The carving a giant"

by tnbmistksg August 1, 2009

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Shit Band

Panic! At the Disco, New Metallica, Fallout Boy, Korn, and Slipknot.

Antonym:
Dream Theater, Marilyn Manson, Tool

The above are all shit bands.

by Raphael Faunus March 1, 2007

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Frock! Band

The best band in the entire world.
The exclamation mark is imperative.

Person 1: "Did you see Frock! Band last night?"
Person 2: "Yeaaaaah, they were sick!!"

by carrotfly/hufflepump July 9, 2009

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nob band

An idiot, a complete prat.

That guy was a fucking nob band.

by Ian Chode August 7, 2006

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Band Trash

A girl by the name of deanna who has an unhealthy obsession with bands and their singers

Person 1: hey you know that girl deanna

Person 2: yeah she's total band trash

by bandtrash101 January 17, 2017

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