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The first time a divorced woman has sexual intercourse post marriage.
She wasted little time before pushing the cork out of the bottle.
used to weaken your greatest enemys. can be used in song or just saying it normally. by singing it your attack becomes much more deadly.
100 bottles of beer on the wall...
GODAMMIT CARL NOT AGAIN
when somebody consumes too much water from a water bottle and starts to pile water bottles up in their room
i stayed in my room too long and drank so much water that i got PWB (pile of water bottles)
i made a water bottle machine gun
john, its been three months
A night out at the club that occurs on the night that a person's future husband or wife is having their bachelor/bachelorette party.
What weekend is she having her bachelorette party? We need to start planning his bottle service night.
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Typo meant to be "Evil Water Bottle Fairy". It means someone who spills their water bottle leaving a puddle ruining everyone's workout experience.
Alright, who was the Water Bottle Evil Fairy who made this mess? I stepped in it with my tennis shoes!
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To ejaculate
It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.
He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.
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