reference car

A car that could be used as an example of being ill conceived, poorly engineered, horribly modified or pitifully maintained. Often the manufacturer spent much more time and money trying making it look good, rather than making it reliable, and loaded it down with worthless convenience and luxury features so that people of low self esteem would buy it to try and impress their clueless neighbors and friends.

Hey man!I looked up piece of shit and there was a picture of your Cadillac! You have a reference car!

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Car Therapy

The act of talking about your love life, feelings, or anything else fucked up that happened to you inside a car with two friends of yours. This iconic trio must consist of one homosexual friend with a driving license, one female friend with extraordinary red hair, and you. Car therapy has also a mandatory stop at a drive-thru where the driver must explain to the fast-food employee the fucked-up subject of the night.

-Hey my best friend is about to get married to my ex
-OMG, that's so sad, Car Therapy right now, we will stop at McDonald's to see what the cashier thinks about it

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Car seggs

Usually in rocket league (or real life for professionals); the act of putting one’s exhaust pipe in another’s rear bumper.

Instead of driving to work, I had car seggs. Yes, 3 people died but it was worth it.

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car vertigo

When you're sitting at a stop light and a truck/car next to you rolls back a little, you immediately STOMP on the brake even though you're not moving. Your brain thought you were moving forward because the other vehicle was moving back.

In traffic, a vehicle next to you moves backwards but really it appears you are moving forward so you freak out and brake even harder so you don't hit the car in front of you. You have experienced car vertigo!

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Car Convo

When u pull up next to a friend on the road and start chating from window to window

I had a car convo with Max today, I almost crashed.

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Getaway car

the unique vehicle designated for a bride and groom to get away from the wedding

I rented a Bentley as our getaway car to take us to the airport after our wedding

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Car Crush

1) That hot guy/girl in a nearby car that you develop a crush on as soon as you see them... that you will probably never see again

2) A really nice car you see while out driving that you instantly want

1) Passenger: "Oh man..."
Driver: "What?"
Passenger: "That blond in the black Camero next to us is HOT."
Driver: "Woah... I've got a new car crush."

2) Driver: "Dude, check out that Lotus!"
Passenger: "Yeah, I've had a car crush on it for the last few miles."

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