car bee

a bee that hangs around your car from the heat and heaps of dead bugs plastered throughout the car.

I hate fighting off these car bees for these delicious heeps of squished and crusty bugs

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stanky car

A method of suicide involving carbon monoxide poisoning

Dude I’m done I’m gonna commit stanky car

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Car Wank

Masturbating in a car by yourself

Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?

John - What??

Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!

John - Was he alone?

Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!

John - Jeeze Becs!!!

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car krumping

The act of krumping to a song in your car, mainly done from the torso up.

I was mad car krumping to that new Black Eyed Peas song this morning.

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Car Therapy

The act of talking about your love life, feelings, or anything else fucked up that happened to you inside a car with two friends of yours. This iconic trio must consist of one homosexual friend with a driving license, one female friend with extraordinary red hair, and you. Car therapy has also a mandatory stop at a drive-thru where the driver must explain to the fast-food employee the fucked-up subject of the night.

-Hey my best friend is about to get married to my ex
-OMG, that's so sad, Car Therapy right now, we will stop at McDonald's to see what the cashier thinks about it

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car bum

A bum or homeless person who is fortunate enough to own a car but not much else.

We saw this car bum taking a nap in the middle of the parking lot.

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Getaway car

the unique vehicle designated for a bride and groom to get away from the wedding

I rented a Bentley as our getaway car to take us to the airport after our wedding

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