something fortnite kids need to do
Fortnite kids need to get their ass off of their PC and go touch grass
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Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”
Ugh, ew, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Ugh!
Hym "Touch grass is a Bett Cooper thing, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Cus your wife is ugly and you're a narcissist so I wouldn't put it past you... Gross."
Its gas light buy with weed
you are tricking a person changing there outlook because they are smoking weed
Rosita Jim is Grass lighting you
This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after
November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that
Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no
When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.
Dude, I was so drunk last night, it was grass patch bad.