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Every year at the 14th of May, its international nonce day
Damn its International Nonce Day. Time to fuck a kid -Bayliss aka the nonce
This wonderful holiday falls on May 20th
Him: Baby you know what day it is?
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!
Church group of homos, losers, and Emos
The advance interns are Fucking lame.
Sometimes it happens, you’re holding your phone above your face and then you suddenly drop it on your face. Your phone often hits your nose since it’s centered on your face. Sometimes you’re just having a bad day.
*About to take a picture* And your phone drops on your head. ”Oucch my nose! It must be my unlucky day, must be the International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day”
december 9th is international mr fields day. mr fields is the greatest teacher of all time and if you don’t wish him a happy international mr fields day you will go to hell. we love you mr fields
”why are you being so nice to mr fields every december 9th?”
“because bro it’s international mr fields day”
Hell but worse. WE CANT FOCUS WITH A 5 MINUTE LONG RECESS AND A SHIT TON OF HOMEWORK EVERYDAY!!!
Greg : What school do you go to?
Chris : Joy International School, aka the worst school ever.
The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.
“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules, I was in France.”