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Internet Barbarians are a group of people, who are the direct result of the World Wide Web's general anonimity, and it's overwhelming mass of information.
Internet Barbarians are stupid, and are allways in denial about it, otherwise, they would feel bad for being stupid and would have to show respect for other people, which they (because of their inferiority complex) would never want to do.
They consider the internet their "free play zone", where they can rage out their daily stress, anger, and envy, and their general stupidity can be hidden behind their anonimity.
They can't be argued, or reasoned with, and despite their unusually low level of intellect and the fact that they are most of the time uncapable of construing a more-than-3-sentence-long text, they are in the strict belief that "they are the shit", and their opinions equal that of other intelligent human beings.
Their general opinions on most of the things in life are negative, or at most neutral, and they are mostly only intrigued by gore and agressive behaviour in entertaining media, and have anger issues in real life.
They are usually mean towards people, and ofter result to personal insults when they are on the loosing end of an arguement, because they feel as if pissing off the other person would give them some sort of partial victory, which would overshadow their revealed stupidity in front of the observing mob.
"Beware: Internet Barbarians are not intelligent people. Their opinions are mostly losely-based, because they only use them as means to pull their rage out. They are also well-known for lying, making shit up (then denying to prove it), copycatting ("Well, prove it otherwise."), and having an unusually effective underlying instinct to hijack discussions and turn them into their personal Jerry Springer Show.
They are most recognizable from:
- noticable ill intentions
- oversimplifying intentually complex things
- personal insults
- trying to prove their points with their age, race, sex, standing in society, or and sort of implyed achivements in ther life, which they usually cannot prove.
- capslock talk (internet "shouting")
- and sometimes complete incapability for any sort of civilized discussion.
Do not argue with them, do not even reply them, and for God's sake, never try to undersand them. Just leave them. Move on. Walk away. Consider them thin air. That is the only way to fight against them, because they eat up negativ responses and get stronger by them just like fire eats up fire....
And the thing about fire is: You can play with it, but you'll just get yourself burned."
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The act of willfully and meaningfully lowering ones bandwidth with the sole act of procuring large amounts of pornography in an attempt to waste the networking, life-defining piece of technology which has so many other purposes.
I watched Jenna Jameson so much it gave me Internet AIDs
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A person that spends a considerable amout of time on the internet. Mostly for socializing purposes. Like a Mall Rat.
A Internet Jigy wants/takes a moderator position way too seriously on a blog/forum
A Internet Jigy brags about his/hers countless hours on a computer.
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Alternatively '(the) end of Internet' or '(the) Internet is over', and optionally suffixed with 'everyone go home'. Derivative of 'thread over'. When quoting someone, used to express that the channel, forum, or Internet in general cannot conceivably contribute anything as clever, funny, or insulting as said message or post. Reserved only for the utmost win.
For example, if a troll were to be gloating about his or her anonymity, and someone (possibly a real life acquaintance of the troll) were to post a Google Maps satellite image of said troll's home. The post with the image would be quoted and replied with 'Internet over', albeit aforementioned variations.
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A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.
"aww man I think I have internet poisoning, I need to get it treated before it's too late."
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Those who prowl the deep darkness of cyberspace hoping to establish themselves as egotistical dumbshits, because their real lives are shit, some are cooks, some are college students, and all are fucktards.
Internet Fucktards: PRIMAL, PX.
See www.clanprimal.com or www.clanpx.org
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When one consumes alcoholic beverages while talking with friends on AOL Instant Messenger. Typically, only one person is involved in an internet party, although multiple intoxicated parties are not unheard of.
"djyude, i coudna't findc a party tso gho to so i"M havign abns ibetnet paarty!"
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