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No particular meaning, usually said just to gain attention of others or to shock a neighbor while going for a run. Also said in the middle of English class to add some pizazz. Wanna never get laid? then use this word every possible situation that needs an awkward silence.
Teacher: today class we have an assortment of essay prompts and assignments to get through to prepare us for the AP exam.
George: Is there particular ways we can prepare exponentially through working in literature? LOLZASDFGHJKL >(n_n)>
Teacher: Shut up George you're a Faggot.
Tom: Jizz cookie.
---10min silence---
Jessica: Tom id rather be a lesbian than have sex with you.
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A vaginal fart that smells like baked goods.
Mmmmmm.... that last queef was definetly a queef cookie. This time it smelled like apple pie.
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When a group of males participating in a circle jerk direct their ejaculate onto a cookie. That cookie, frosted with semen, is the gookie cookie. Typically, the last person in the circle to ejaculate eats the gookie cookie. This is similar to the limp biscut.
I think the reason Jeff is always the last to ejaculate is because he really enjoys eating the high protien gookie cookie.
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When two black men and a white woman have a threesome.
Those three peeps oreo cookied last night, they loved it.
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A boy who still practices the act of chivalry or writes poetry or reads. Really any boy that’s the leading man in a chick flick.
“My boyfriend brought me cookcies for no reason yesterday he is so sweet” “aww you have a cookie boy”
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The act of seeking out and observing cookies in their native habitat.
I am going out cookie-ing this saturday. I am hoping to add the rare Macadamia Nut Fudge Lebkuchen to my life list.
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