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big true

If something is so undoubtedly true that you can feel it all the way down in your toes. If truth hits you like the force hits Yoda's wrinkly ears, it's big.

Husband: My penis isn't what it used to be
Wife: Big True!

by mdlsvensson June 22, 2019

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no true douchebag fallacy

It is a logical fallacy that can be identified as when someone says something so absolutely ridiculous and stupid you just want to slap them with your dick because they seriously believe the shit they're saying.

My Roommate: Seriously, if Flash ran into space fast enough he would take all of the air with him.

Me: It really doesn't work that way.

My Roommate: You're fucking stupid, how the fuck did you even get into college?

Me: That is a textbook no true douchebag fallacy *dick slap to the face*

by Bitch Puddin' February 14, 2012

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tell me true

To say this is asking for unfiltered, unbiased real facts to be laid bare. It means your heart is ready for whatsoever may come next guised concepts find you thru looking square and objectively when they become unveiled.

Just out with it, already ...alright?? I need to know- whether Eva is truly descended from an actual unicorn because of fooling with the dark math . You hold but some answers ..or complete truth inside of this ageless quandary, and somehow.. Now tell me true (!!!) The heavens tire of your shrouded allegiance, man. Forsooth, for I say- give it up .. !!

by y'shua May 14, 2019


so fucking true

so fucking true means that something is right beyond question

That joke is actually quite offensive.
So fucking true

by wrongstare January 23, 2016

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It's true, I wrote it.

A statement used to convince someone that yes, you did write said definition on urbandictionary.com

Me: I wrote the first definition listed.
Skeptic: Grats, I'm not sure if I believe you.
Me: It's true, I wrote it.

by Prince of Darkness September 19, 2008


one true pairing

also know as OTP. It is your favorite relationship in a fandom. It is the couple that fans prefer over all others.

Topanga and Cory are my One True Pairing in Boy Meets World.

by mdancer23 November 27, 2013

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True Bud Smoker

Any bud smoker that truly appreciates herb and smokes it for all the right reasons such as: to free their mind, enlighten their spirit, and spread peace and love. Not just smoking herb because they think it makes them look cool or other nonsense like that.

Yo the King of The Hempire is a TRUE BUD SMOKER. That foo loves weed more than anybody. No wonder he's the king of all hemp.

by King of The Hempire (Hemperor) August 8, 2009

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