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Jon, what can I say. He's got the biggest dick but it gets no use :( some would say that he has three legs, a tripod if you will. He lusts after girls that play him. He is the best video game player and is the best at Elden ring. He never gets distracted from his homework and never watches something else while he should be trying to do it. He always has those sexy red sports goggles that make all the bitches run, in what direction is up to you. Jon never shuts up about "sub 2" and he gets hard thinking about it. Speaking of getting hard did I mention that he has a big dick at least 4 maybe even 5 inches, huge!! His discord notifications are always going off and he has the cutest laugh and an even cuter butt.
"AHHH its Jon Parm, run before his massive cock crushes you"
One of the most talented Drum and Bass DJs to ever mix records. Unfortunately his DJ career was doomed because he didn't know how to not call out bullshit when he saw it. Either that or all the promoters got salty when they found out that he indeed did fuck their mother.
"Who is this mixing on this CD? This is awesome"
"Oh man, that's Motherfu'kin' Jon!"
A person who uses there laziness as an excuse for being selfish.
Being a Jon:
Billy won't come to my birthday party because he's lazy but i know it's because I live far from him and it's inconvenient for him. Billy is being such a Jon.
the legend that nails homeruns and smashes hoes out of the park. Jon Cobb is the GOAT and he is a student at Oliver Ames high school.
Jon Cobb hit a dinger in the feast in Long Island
Jon Jan Zokk : is a take on the name of the China King, but dubbing it as a COVID sook.
I called my uncle a Runt. So he left a voicemail saying, "Jay, I'll tell you the truth mate, don't you fucking bother me again ya fucking little shit". Wow, what a Jon Jan zokk. So now it's my voicemail message. Love it ...
THIS IS A DROP OUT OF THIRD GEAR THIRD LETTER in two names for the sake of proving FUTURE TELEPAYHY PREDICTION and coinciding of FUTURE BERNUE TAUPIN prediction.
Dropping at RANDOM PEPPER from SUNNYVALE shows ALAN I WALDMAN is long time property of SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI who is ANAL ALAN
under horrible BURNIBG but later it shows otherwise.
A lifted TRADEMARK BRAND REAL 2, REEL SO FALL AIWA
On the radio right now in the TESLA is DAN DARE singing about URBAN DICTIONARY.PILOT OF THE FUTURE as ELON ELtON REeVE HErCULES MUsK JOhN as shown gives REVING up the engine ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON AS pretty interesting as listen to SALLY SAYIN SOMETHING on KAMA SUTRA YELLOW LABEL RED TRACING BILLY HARNER
Yes, this is exactly Android Andy RUBIN. who is real ANAL ALAN whole time through and reason goes because ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON is the KUMON KOREAN founder of that SHIT or near SHIT because ANDROID ANDY RUBIN is ANAL ALAN because it yields DROIDAL ANRUBINLA = IN RUB ALAN PEDOPHILE JEWISH HOM LOO SEXUAL where ANDY RUBIN forms the SEX RING to be ANAL ALAN qualified
AIWA ,FOIL tops ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON as FIRST OUTER INNER LAST the name is tead ALL AROUND INSIDE WATSON = ANAL ALAN INTERNET WANTON PORNO AT coming from that GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY as PRESIDENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP best ever you became say that 45 RPM REAL PRESIDENT MOMENTUM ...JAMES JOSEPH MURREN MGM THINK TANK INSTILLED as SUNDER has been at that MARTA TRANSIT UNIVERSITY LAS VEGAS.