key rack

an object where keys are originally place when leaving the house

My mother placed the keys on the key rack.

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Key -Swinger

A Type of turn made by a driver that happens to be driving too fast. The turn causes the keys to sway and "swing"

Wow dog, that turn was a real Key -Swinger yo

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skeleton key

A secret, hidden, or auxilary means or device to access or alter something like that of a key.

I got a Skeleton Key for us to escape this jail.

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pita pa key

It is what it is and its not what its not. It is everything. It is nothing. It is the redheaded stepchild in an Armenian family photo. It is the look your gas attendant gives you when you ask if he has change for $100. It is you. You are it. It is the pita pa key.

1. Who Dey; Wit da Pita Pa Key?

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Key West boomerang

When a man inserts his own penis into his own asshole.

Dave was amazed Troy's cock was long enough to give himself the Key West boomerang.

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low key martin

a nasty fart. Not as bad as a high key martin but worse than a peanut butt. Although, a peanut butt can be in the same category as a martin if busted in a green house.

yo i just layed the worst "low key martin" you ever smellt.

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Alicia Keys Syndrome

When you keep falling in and out of love for the same person repeatedly.

Girl: I know he cheated on me before but I can’t help but falling in love with him again.
Other Girl: Girl you got Alicia Keys Syndrome.