We Don’t Know: The Game

We Don’t Know: The Game is a upgraded form of Calvinball.

Goal:
You HAVE to lose, no matter what or why.

Rules:
1 player must go over to a checkerboard and move the rook without his/her hands. The other must move a rock to a circle on the ground. If the rock reaches the circle and cracks before player 1 finishes, he loses 3 points. Player 2 climbs a tree and says a letter and a number. If the rook is on that spot. Player 1 runs into the tree while yelling “KING ME!” If he knocks the bubble rod down, he wins. (And remember: he must lose the game.) But if it is Tuesday, he loses.

Complicated, right?

Insert We Don’t Know: The Game being played here.

Tell me you know

A Desperate way to ask if someone knows something.

Tell me you know how to tie your shoes

HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE

i know you by heart

I know you ! (VERY WELL)

- I know you love Hannah !!!
- No I don't ..
- Oh stop I know you by heart ! You can't lie to me 😂

i just know, okay

How to explain away a lack of evidence or facts to back up the shit you are spouting.

Simon: that new girl would definitely rather fuck me than you.
Dan: what's that based on then?
Simon: I just know, okay

You know who's beautiful

well don't bother reading the first word again

it's Shrek you peasant

You know who's beautiful not the first word in the sentence

i don't even know

i don't even know

human 1:where is you're mom?

human:i don't even know

you know my body

Westchester born term that is used in sensual settings to express ones shared intimacy with another

"On the amtrak i spent most of my day, staring at shorties up and down the way, im so hardbody i said what up hottie, soon enough she said, you know my body"

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