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barack obamas last name

are you serious

hey whats barack obamas last name
its obama you dumbass

by thebman907 April 18, 2018

14๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Last of us part 2

A massive mistake and make me want to game end myself.

Last of us part 2 big gay.

by Big dick honkey November 12, 2020

26๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Last of Us Part II

Dogshit story with amazing fluid gameplay, extreme goriness and great stealth mechanics

The Last of Us Part II had one of most boriest stories and yet they got 10 out of 10 from IGN, whereas Doom got 7.1 out of 10. IGN, more like 'I suck my moms boobs for dinner'

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

6๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


take a picture, it'll last longer!

What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.

Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!

by Starchylde June 9, 2016

323๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


My Last Request Group Limited

My Last Request Group Limited are an e-commerce company based in Ireland who offer a service to people that enables them to record their private wishes and last requests regarding funeral arrangements,location of personal papers,small bequeaths,and other related data,which can be stored on the groups database and updated as the subscriber requires by entering their own password, giving them access to their own personal home pages(P.H.P.)

I would like Mike to have my watch
I would like to have my body frozen
I would not like flowers
I would like rock music played(QUEEN)
I never liked Mary
I would like John to look after my dog.
More examples at My Last Request Group Limited.
Full details available at www.mylastrequest.biz

by mylastrequest December 18, 2008

83๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Last online 7 years ago

The feeling of nostalgia and sadness when you see your friend was online 7 years ago. Sometimes you wonder what happened on that day they went offline. Did they die? Did they lose their console and got a new one but forgot you? Did they just stop playing games? Sometimes we may never know. But all we can hope is that they are okay and living well.

Friend: Oh yeah I gotta go to bed now, I'll play with you again tomorrow.
Me: Ok gn dude I gotta finish homework so yeah
*7 years later, finds old console that I used to play on*
*Plugs console in*
*Checks friends list to see if your friend still plays*

Last online 7 years ago

by I'll see you in 2031 November 19, 2020


Kill Every Last One Of Them

A command often issued by irritable princes who have had nine years to build up anger about their family being massacred and five years to dream of killing childhood friends who are believed to have been involved in said massacre.

Knight: Your Highness, some people outside said the Kingdom is too cold, what should we do?
Dimitri: Kill every last one of them!

by SkyborneScout November 19, 2019

62๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž