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When you want to smoke some weed with spin (cannabis rolled with tobacco) but you’re too lazy or already stoned so you just smoke a cigarette intermittently with a joint, or smoke them both in your mouth at the same time like a boss
Dude 1: Bro I wanna smoke a joint with some spin but I’m too lazy... cos I’m baaaaked as bro”
Dude 2: “bro just do a lazy spin...”
Dude 1: “thanks bro!”
Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.
You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!
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Someone who is productive and gets things done so they can be lazy later.
Im a lazy-productive person who likes to get my case study and other hw done early so I can chill back and smoke from my bong.
In ancient folklore, Lazy Snuzan is the ghost widow of her crazed insomniac husband who killed her. Like a parasite, she spends her time searching for a host bodies. When she finds and inhabits her host she will do anything to sleep for as long as possible. There have even been reported cases where lazy Snuzan has physically possessed her victims and forced them to hide, switch off, bury or destroy their own alarm clocks during a sleep state.
Wake up! Has Lazy Snuzan got you again?
The act of giving fellatio with little to no enthusiasm
Dinner wasnt worth it. all I got was a lazy Mustang.
An amazing transformers figures reviewer
"Why hello youtube, greetings from The Lazy Eyebrow..."