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Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.
-Variations-
The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.
The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.
The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.
Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass
A phrase that exaggerates the way of saying someone is very smart. Mad meaning crazy intelligent.
“That guy is mad smart! He got 100% on the exam.”
Morgan is a crazy dude but crazy in a good way. He does the most random shit, laughs like a maniac, eats everything yet he is quite respectful. Morgan is mad, end of story
"Look at MAD MORGAN"
"Why is he climbing that?"
A bothersome act or event
Jake: Hey man can I get my scooter back
Bill: nah yo it’s gone
Jake: mad dick yo, lemme get some money for it
Bill:mad dick nah
Jake: bro what do you had the scooter mad dick
Bill:
an over horny person, only thinks about hookin up, sucking cock and bucking.
Dude that girl over there is Mad Horn
Random: Oi Keg you mad cunt!
Keg: What butch?
Random: You are the maddest cunt out
2 (3 ounce) packages instant ramen noodles, flavor packet discarded 2 large eggs salt and ground black pepper to taste 3/4 pound lean ground beef 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1 teaspoon sesame oil 3 tablespoons vegetable oil, divided 3 slices American cheese 1/4 cup ketchup 2 tablespoons chile-garlic sauce (such as Sriracha) 1 1/2 cups arugula 3 large eggs
BOY WTF IS THIS? RAMEN AND A BURGER? BROKE ASS CANT AFFORD BREAD
THIS IS A RECIPE FOR MADNESS