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1. Damn lazy portch-monkey go play outside. 2. Go pick some cotton portch-monkey.
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One who repeatedly participates in the act of feltching
Stay back, you lipstick-wearing feltch monkey
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A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.
The slut kept beggin for more so I went into the spider monkey and rearranged her organs.
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The reproductive organs of an African American female. Dr. D. Wagner
I dropped one in that bitchs monkey maker
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An overagressive date partner who prematurely snatches the peach.
Janet says, "Marty's a real peach monkey, he's already rounded third base"
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The monkey that, when you have drunk rather too much, breaks into your room while you're asleep, steals all your cash, punches you in the face and takes a shit in your mouth. Results in morning shit breath, no cash and a blinding headache.
Jesus...I feel like crap...I think I had a visit from the midnight monkey last night, I should never have drunk that last car bomb.
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