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its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor
man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom
Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.
And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'
A true pimp, someone who gets laid when he wants it and has multiple ladies on his dick.
having sexual intercourse by using a condom so as to prevent pregnancy. The verb form is condomate.
Condomating is one of the effective contraception methods.
If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)
(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"
(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"
(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."
(Jill) "No, should I?"
(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"
The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.
Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.
a term often called a rubber sock
i made him put the condom on before doing it