jizz cookie

No particular meaning, usually said just to gain attention of others or to shock a neighbor while going for a run. Also said in the middle of English class to add some pizazz. Wanna never get laid? then use this word every possible situation that needs an awkward silence.

Teacher: today class we have an assortment of essay prompts and assignments to get through to prepare us for the AP exam.
George: Is there particular ways we can prepare exponentially through working in literature? LOLZASDFGHJKL >(n_n)>
Teacher: Shut up George you're a Faggot.
Tom: Jizz cookie.
---10min silence---
Jessica: Tom id rather be a lesbian than have sex with you.

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Queef Cookie

A vaginal fart that smells like baked goods.

Mmmmmm.... that last queef was definetly a queef cookie. This time it smelled like apple pie.

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gookie cookie

When a group of males participating in a circle jerk direct their ejaculate onto a cookie. That cookie, frosted with semen, is the gookie cookie. Typically, the last person in the circle to ejaculate eats the gookie cookie. This is similar to the limp biscut.

I think the reason Jeff is always the last to ejaculate is because he really enjoys eating the high protien gookie cookie.

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eclair cookie

at least 41 years old, probably has a bald spot

Eclair cookies banner flopped

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Oreo Cookied

When two black men and a white woman have a threesome.

Those three peeps oreo cookied last night, they loved it.

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Cookie boy

A boy who still practices the act of chivalry or writes poetry or reads. Really any boy that’s the leading man in a chick flick.

“My boyfriend brought me cookcies for no reason yesterday he is so sweet” “aww you have a cookie boy”

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Flexie-Cookie

n. (Flexee-cookie)
Is a metephortic "cookie" which one "eats" in order to become more fun, easy-going and less stick-in-the-muddish.

When an uptight, wet-blanket is being difficult and others are becoming annoyed by their crappy antics they need to eat a Flexie-Cookie to get back to being awesome.

An imaginative cookie that helps you poop out that giant stick up your ass.

Fun Girl: Hey come outside! We're feeding each other cookie dough while jumping on the trampoline!
Stick-in-the-mud: No, I'm sitting in the car, that sounds annoying.
Fun Girl: Somebody needs to eat a flexi-cookie!

or

Fun Girl: We're going about 10 minutes late.
Katie P.: Uuuuugh. Come on I could have organized my monthly receipts in that time.
Fun Girl: Katie, do you need to eat a Flexie-Cookie?

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