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When taking a shower from a bridge gutter or a roof gutter, or any urban or infrastructure that permits a artisanal, redemptory shower
Look at this dude under the bridge, hés totally getting a hobo shower
The act of mother nature sprinkling her luscious juices on those damn dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.
I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleway, but now it's ruined. Damn hobo showers.
A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
When you go more than 5 days without showering
Guy 1: Bro you smell. are you hobo-like?
Adj: of or like or relating to hobos. Noun: a decently intelligent person behaving like a hobo, who doesn't care about what others think of them.
Go pantry fishing no dumpster diving. Don't be hobo-like or a hobo-like altogether if you care about decency.
Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.
Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.
Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”
“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
When you are at a bar or some other social gathering and you see someone walking from table to table randomly consuming drinks that aren't theirs. Either due to the fact they are already very drunk, or both drunk and poor.
John: Hey, is that your sister hoboing drinks ?
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!
John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...
A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.
Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo