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feed a stoner scrambled eggs

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!

by Batsmoothiemigo April 6, 2011

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Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM)

Differs from your typical pot-smoking paranoiac in that, due to vast inferiority complexes paired with unresolved childhood issues in tandem with delusions of grandeur compounded by the vast amounts of cannabis smoked since early teenage years, this blend of smoker vacillates between seeing himself as a hero one moment, picked-on the next. Warning: is ready to snap at any moment if either his self-heroics or “victim status” are threatened.

“Brandon’s Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) must’ve kicked in ‘cause he just threatened to choke the life out of that guy over nothin’.”

“You know a 45-year-old man’s got Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) of if he offered to bring a doctor’s note to work after staying home ‘cause he’s too stoned to come in to the office.”

by Rawty Rawty Piper October 14, 2009

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Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids

A totally rad blog on tumblr that promotes the smoking of marijuana for medical and recreational use. The owner has made it her goal to help break the stereotypes set by older generations about weed, and those who smoke. It often posts interesting and unique photos that everyone submits.

How do we clean this pipe?" "I don't know. Just go ask the girl from Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids.

by Mary_Jayne January 19, 2011

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triple H stoner train

when you're really stoned and you're happy,hungry,and horny

nice,i'm on the triple H stoner train

by i_found_nimo June 10, 2010

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Hip Modern Day Stoner

A person born no later than the 1980's who indulges in the wonders of smoking weed. These people aren't your average stoner though, tie die and birkenstocks are worn sometimes, but being fashionable and ahead of the curve are key. These people enjoy their blazing at inventive and creative spots ranging from urban to deep forest settings. THey get high and discuss crazy things, do crazy activities, and most of all listen to Next Level Music.

Today, our crew of hip modern day stoners drove a couple miles outside of town in our speedy Audi and hiked to a spiritual spot in the woods wearing fashionable attire and proceeded to smoke bong rips until we were based level 10. WE then had a stick fight and screamed made up words and listened to dubstep and insane beats.

by homeboy234 October 21, 2009

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stoners circle

a group wit me angel clifford nd me, i wanna be in that tyte grounp

hey look angel cliff nd G-LA are having there stoner time<<lmao

other group: Boners
rachel,amy,anthony,nd justin;-)

by G-La July 22, 2004

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boss ass stoner rastafarian jamaican penguin.

A fucking self explanatory stuffed penguin that you get that the OC fair. ( only if you are a real one)

Damn , I thought you were joking. I didn't know you had a "Boss Ass Stoner Rastafarian Jamaican penguin."

by ☹️ August 31, 2017