work boots

something a nigger will never use

how do u bankrupt a nigger?

put his welfare check in his work boots

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Doing Work

Another term for masturbating.

Cliff: Hey, where's Ross?
Trevor: Probably home, doing work.
Cliff: But I thought he worked at... Ohhhhhhhh.

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Working the Turk

Another term for smoking the hookah. Turk is used because of the hookah's popularity throughout Arab countries especially Turkey.

Working the Turk is so much better than smoking a joint.

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Work Slut

Female in a work environment that dominates the projects; setting unreasonable deadlines while maintaining the slut archetype and occasionally being a tease.

Alex: I can't take this...our work presentation is due in two monthes and Taylor wants it done this weekend.
Justin: Wow, she's a total work slut.

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Team work

The ability to blame others.

When your boss misses a lawsuit filing deadline and blames his assistant for it, because team work means working while the boss is out golfing.

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gods work

to save a fellow bro from being cockblocked when he is trying to get with his girl. if they are both over the girls house or guys house then the third wheel will stop anything from cockblocking his bro (younger/older sibilings, parents)

"thanks for doing gods work back there man, if you didnt stop her little brother then i wouldnt of gotten it in, yaa buddy.

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get the work

the work refers to a males dick so to be given the work one must be given dick

damn she thick, she would get the work hard

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