I have a tv

I term used to call your self a Teletubbie or saying you simply have a TV.

Teletubbies had those gray squares on their stomach that turned into a tv.

I have a TV! Again, again! Uh oh!

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Have a good day

seriously are you fucking joking right now? you really search for "have a good day"??
if your enemy say this to you, they probably hope you die in a car crash.
synonym: have a good one, have a good night..etc,..

me: why did this odd bitch tell me to "have a good day"?

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manny having sex

a man, who has no respect for himself, having sex with his nieghbour week old laundry or garbage and his dick bleeds while fucking.

man i was such a manny having sex last night

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having a domestic

Drinking domestic beer, usually with friends.

What are you up to man? Having a domestic.

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hills have eyes

A person that is scary or inbred

Be careful of that dude hes pretty hills have eyes!
Oh wow the hills have eyes just walked in!

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Have You No Friends?

Irritating question best used after arguing with someone, and then proving them wrong. Once they realise that they are being beaten, or are wrong, say in a high, stoned voice: "Haaaave you no friends?!?"

<SergioTehArab> HAHAH THOSE FUKING ASAIN PPLZ THORT IT WULD B FUNNAY TO KNOK DOWN THE EMPYRE STAET BILDING!1
<NeeSheeShee> That never happened, assface.
<SergioTehArab> ...
<NeeSheeShee> HAAAVE YOU NO FRIENDS?!

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To have "Spanked the monkey"

To have an alcoholic beverage

To have "Spanked the Monkey":

"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"

"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"

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