Olde Chicken

A strong, potent, somewhat-hard-to-find Grain Alcohol brewed south of the Mason-Dixon line, and frequented by such notables as Blade Jones, esquire.

"Awww, man.... I don't think I can make it into work today... I've been doin' shots of Olde Chicken all mornin..."

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(g)old

Short way of saying "Old but Gold," basically nothing new, but it's still a classic

Guy 1: *posts classic funny meme*
Guy 2: (g)old

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old deep

used to describe a man online who puts his penis deep in the ass of old man

bro, that old deep guys a fucking noob

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Old McNUlty

The Old McNulty is a sexual act in which at least one male or transvestite must be involved. It includes (but is not limited to) putting one's testicles in another individual's (male or female) mouth while ejecting feces on to their forehead.

A: So dude, what'd you do last night?

B: I was hanging out with this girl and guess what?

A: What?

B: I gave her the Old McNulty.

A: Oh, you ol' dog you.

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old mate

1. Word to describe a good friend.
2. Name for a drug source you do not wish to reveal.
3. Word to describe a perfect stranger (male) when saying something funny about them.

1. "Whats up, old mate?"
2. "I got this gram from my old mate."
3. "Check out that old mate's mullet"

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The old faithful

when a male ejaculates into their partners belly-button crevice and proceeds to punch them in the sides and making the man-juice shoot up like a geyser.

neil gave that bitch the old faithful last night.

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Old Faithful

Named after the famous geyser in Yellowstone National Park, this is a schlong that spontaneously erupts and unleashes a cum geyser right into your girl's face when you pull your dick out of her mouth.

...And boy, was SHE surprised when she got sprayed in the face by Old Faithful!

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