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A redefinition of french toast to emphasize the it is, in fact, an egg-based dish.
This morning I let my bread soak in a whole lot of egg, and then toasted it on a skillet, thereby creating toasted egg-bread.
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The Spoilsbury Toast Boy was a small child haunted by beetles. He lived with his grandmother until one fateful evening when she was murdered by an evil beetle. The beetles whispered in Toast Boy's ears and suggested he kill her and burn her nipples. When he went out to fetch her some Speckled Huckleberry Leaves, he returned to find her dead, her head burnt, slain by a monstrous beetle. The beetle continued to haunt the troubled child and add to his insanity, until 'good beetles' suggested they come to their apartment where they would 'fix' him with their Brain-Fixing Machine. The Toast Boy accepted, but on arriving, was brutally murdered by the beetles' machine. There could me a moral or hidden meaning to this story, but it is too deep for anyone to work out.
"Come here... grandmpa wants to give you a big kiss! ...real sploppy..."
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It's like really sayin WHAT THE F***, but a good funny way,
Your brothe walks into you and in the bathroom doing personal time with yourself. He'll walk in and say,"What the HELL!!," You'll say," What The French Toast!!"
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two french toast slices of love with bananna slabs in the middle,strawberry droppings on top. powdered sugar and one scoop of vanilla ice cream.
french toast bosswich...get the fuck off me.
(noun) Someone who does not understand an obvious joke, usually on the internet.
“That’s the joke you uncultured burnt toast.”
This word is used in the event that you are happy, hungry and eating toast n stuff.
Boy: What did you do the morning after Halloween?
Girl: Well after we all woke up we had eggs, juice, toasts n stuff.
Boy: Oh nice!
It’s clearly more superior than fruit loops
Kevin:Are you seriously eating fruit loops right now?
Kevin2:Um yea
Kevin:Bitch get the fuck out of here with that weak shit Cinammon Toast Crunch is clearly better than that stupid ass ducking circle pickle chin lookin ass cereal.