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Roast your parents month is not a month you get to roast your parents its a day of a month to be exact the month of November and the day is the 5th on this day you will get a day to think of the best roast but not to hurtful of a roast and if you make up one of those roast that are a bit ruder then the e that's fine but again make sure there not to hurt if you do make up one that's a bit ruder then rude put it in a bit nicer wording if possible
Its finally roast your parents month!
Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
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Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back
Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
Generally Parents which are East Asian which
A: Force you to get an A- at minimum or 95%/100%
B: Force you to get a Job which only allows people from Harvard or Oxford University and requires an A minimum
C: Give you Haircuts when you want the complete opposite
D: Can’t take a proper joke
E: Against Western Media and Apps
F: Make you learn Piano and have Extra Tuitioning
G: Very Strict
H: Cheapskates
I: They very clearly have Anger Problems
J: They don’t care if you have a learning disability unless if it’s a physical disability
K: You can’t be angry at them
Asian Kid: MUMMMM, I got a C+/65%
Asian Parents: OMFGGG, I SAID YOU MUST GET A OR ABOVE THEN I WILL BE OKAY
Asian Kid: But the teacher said it was good and I passed and in USA you can get lots of jobs with a C
Asian Parent: STFU, YOU WILL GET A JOB WHICH REQUIRES AN A MINIMUM FROM HARVARD
Asian Kid: But mum, I don’t want to go to Harvard
Asian Parent: JUST STFU, ITS ALL THIS WESTERN MEDIA AND TECH, YOU GETTING EXTRA TUITION
15 years later…….
Asian Kid: Mum you see I’m living a great happy life and I got a C
Asian Parent: WELL ITS NOT A RICH LIFE, GO BACK TO UNIVERSITY NOW OR I WILL SUE YOU
they're mostly strict and dominant.
it's probably because of cultural values.
In most Asian countries, authority is deeply honored and you must respect your elders.
person a: i have those asian parents
person b: i feel bad for u
The living example of hell for children.
Asian Parents are rude, culturally bias and see their children as an object.
"I got beaten by my parents."
"Why?"
"Cos they're Asian Parents."