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personal issues

the time in your life when no one gives a fuck

"a leaking vagina is one of my personal issues."

by trit.haha January 13, 2012


personal fact

Something you claim to be a true fact just because you said it was so.

Guy: "You are beautiful."
Girl: "No way!"
Guy: "Personal fact! You are gorgeous!"

by BS9 August 09, 2011


spoon person

A person who uses spoons when it's obvious that a fork is needed for the situation

Hilarie why are you using a spoon ? "Because I am a spoon person"

by Walterisabotch August 16, 2014


Moth Person

Someone who's life consists of hyperfocusing on flying from one metaphorical "light source" to another and talking about it constantly instead of living their own life and creating a personality.

An addict to media, politics, other consumable forms of entertainment or divisive topics that they let drive their life and replace their personality.

X won't stop posting about Y... He was such a cool guy until he got into politics and became a damn moth person. Its all he talks about now.

by Papa Molegnar June 17, 2022


Sad Person

A sad person is someone who feels unmotivated or simply sad about what goes on in one's life. Usually due to lack of self-esteem and failure to achieve their goals. In puberty this is very common, as well as in adolescence.

He was acting like a sad person lately. I wonder what is going on with him.

by Justanotherloner April 29, 2018


Weak person

A weak person doesn't usually think they're weak, they just say they do when they know other people are listening. A weak person is no different than a narcissist. The kind of person who doesn't believe in, or hold god sacred, but sings songs of praise about how awesome and awe inspiring they say they think god is, when really they don't believe in any god.

The girl would sing songs for a show of a supposedly deep spiritual relationship with her god, when really she never believed in any god. She was the worst kind of weak person, the kind that would never know she was a weak person.

by Solid Mantis January 16, 2020


Blonde person

People who are dumb

Normal haired people: Ay yo is that Blonde person

by Ydurhdh October 25, 2020