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Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.
I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.
A great place to get ripped off.
My wallet got ass-raped at TW Pets.
A term often used by NFL draft analysts to describe an under the radar player who will out play his draft position.
My pet cat of this draft is (insert name). With the last pick in round 6 he's going to be the next Tom Brady!
Fingerbanging a chick with a LOT of pubic hair. Like, 70s bush.
"Darlene has a real 70s bush so I decided to pet the bison." "When I gave Darlene a hand job it was like I had to pet the bison"
A euphemism for becoming intoxicated by drinking alcohol.
It's Friday night and we're gonna feed the pets!
A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "
Little girl:can I pet that dawg?
Woman: No
Man:...
Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???
Woman:no 😂
Little girl:👺CaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? 👺
Woman:😂😂😂😂