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Two separate mosh pits divided by a line of douche bags who refuse to mosh
There's a mosh pit over here and a mosh pit over there, but you bunch of douche bag mosh pit taint are getting in the way, just pick a f'ing side
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Something you say to people, or electronics, that are being uncooperative.
“DIE IN A PIT OF FIRE YOU PIECE OF SHIT PHONE!!” *smashes phone against wall*
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A female that is in the Air Force that only "dates" marines because she believe them to be hot. However said Marines use said female as a place to either rest their cock or turn into a jizz trap.
Man that broad will sleep with anyone that has a Marine uniform on...
that's cuz she's a dirty marine cock-pit.
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When people r jumping up and down, screaming the lyrics to the songs they r mosh pitting to while running into each other
The best mosh pit song is Faint by Linkin Park
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The act of stopping for gas at a southern convenience store/gas station. Catagorized by the purchase of inexpensive gas station items such as Mexican style candy, sales papers, boiled peanuts, novelty air fresheners, and scratch and win lottery tickets (where available). May also include a trip to the shitter or condom dispenser.
Passenger: Make an Alabama pit stop over at that speedy mart.
Driver: Why?
Passenger: I want to get a can of Skoal and some gummi worms.
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The act of ejaculating into your partners arm pit and then resuming to engage in sexual intercourse.
Bro, i just gave my girl a pit stop last night! I laughed, but i don't think she liked it.
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When a male and female are aroused the male takes his enlarged penis and sticks it behind a woman's knee and beats to his own rhythm
Jack and Emily are naked in bed so emily sands up and jack whoops out his fat cock and sticks it behind her knee and moves his torso back and forth and thts knee pit sex
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