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The act of secretly putting something into someone's pocket, the opposite of pick pocketing.
I found an iphone in my pocket the other day, absolute no clue how it got there, someone must have been gift pocketing
You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.
Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati
Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!
Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
I'm horny. I better find me a squash pocket to creampie.
Food that has been in your pocket and is now pocket warm and ready to eat.
These Slim-Jims have been crock pocketed all day and are delicious!
when you insert your finger into someone ELSE'S pocket in order to:
a.) break awkward silences
b.) break the ice
c.) be a creep
girl 1: *insert's finger into girl 2's pocket* "pocket rodeo!!"
girl 2: "wtf, get your finger out of my pocket."
Noun; Derived from the Latin: "Bearded Clam" And the low Geman "Muschel Tasche", clam pocket, is a versatile term used for a dish traditionally served on the second date of a burgeoning courtship.
See also: beaded clam, beef curtains, fingerhut, cave of wonders, baby cannon, vagoo, the pink castle, the Grandest Canyon.
"Aye, yo- I thought we had something special, when you gonna serve up that clam pocket???