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Pulling a Wilbur is the act of setting someone or something on fire, or the act of murdering someone by any means.
Person One: Ugh, I'm so angry, I want to pull a Wilbur.
Person Two: Isn't that illegal?
Person One: Have you heard of Leafy? They got arrested for pulling a Wilbur.
Person Two: That sounds brutal.
When one is said to 'pull a Nixon', it means that s/he was in a position of power, until screwing up really bad. Facing the consequence of firing/impeachment/whatever, this person resigns to avoid this punishment, as Nixon did.
"I literally screwed the pooch and my boss was about to find out, so I pulled a Nixon".
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When one character, not necessarily named Sean, proclaims that s/h/it "needs more independence" and promptly slinks away,emotionally speaking, from the relationships. The devastation left in her/his wake is not always intentional
He's trippin' that you're pulling a sean? Why should s/he have a problem ?
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To smoke from a tobacco water-filtration unit
Nothing I like better after a hard day of work than sitting around the house pulling tubes.
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To fail, create gurgly noises, or make bad, awkward jokes. Synonym for "fail."
I made so many gurgles in Buddhist meditation today. It wasn't even funny how many peter's I pulled!
David: That's not funny.
Peter: Yes it is!
David: Stop pulling a peter.
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To flash your crotch at someone. Especially like Britney Spears has when she made the mistake of not wearing underwear whenever she goes out and flashed her vagina at the paparazzi more than 5 times already.
OMG...that girl was just pulling a Britney a second ago! she flashed her cootch at me!
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The action of choking your chicken while watching porn at someone else's desk, when you think you're alone (only to be caught by your supervisor and NOT get fired).
I was so bored at work yesterday, that I just had to Pull an Eddie!
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