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An alcoholic beverage consisting of a Bud Light Lime with a shot of tequila.
Guy- "Man, how'd you get so drunk last night?"
Gal- "It must have been the Mexican push-ups."
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Don't wuss out or don't quit. It's originally referring to don't push the vagina button, but was shortened due to the presence of girls around.
Mark, it's your turn to ride a mattress behind the car. Don't push the button.
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only applicapable to guys. drinking maneuver where a guy is in the push-up position, pantless and his beer is placed on the floor and he dips his cock & balls into his beer. he then drinks when done doing the pushups
to embarass the shit outta tony we made him do a scandinavian push-up in front of everybody
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A great Poogrind band! With songs singing about pooing and other things of similar taste.
Have you heard Poo Pushing Sextravaganza's latest song? It's called Donkeypunched by the Disabled
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When lots of people use the same outhouse every day in cold weather the crap piles up directly under the drop zone and freezes from the bottom up. If left unchecked the pile stacks higher and higher until it emerges up out of the hole as a semi free form mass resembling a big brown birthday cake complete with white rosettes and brightly colored candles. At some point someone must push it over so the universe can march forward as it is intended to do.
Dickson, those ass holes down in Accounting are starting to get out of hand. You need to go down there and "push over the pyramid." Text me when its done, I’ll be in Cabo.
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When you fuck your girl and you thrust so hard you push her away from your dick.
Yo bro I all mighty push my girl last night!
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Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...
Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.
Girl: Ew..!
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