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Weird as fuck. Kind of slutty. Likes weed.
I was so drunk last night that I slept with a Rachel.
This name is usually for girls, but can be for boys (I don’t discriminate). This person is highly likely to have a disease called cyclic vomiting syndrome (cvs) and will vomit on you if she is pissed off.
Friend: Hey Rachel, you coming to the party?
Rachel: I just had a cvs attack, but I’m still going to the party
Oh nooo. So i guess you found it. Hmmm, lemme see. I don’t even know where to start. If you ever come across a rachel. Just know, they have large foreheads. Very stubborn in a way and HATE repeating things. She’s very shy, but once you get to know her you’ll realize she’s super sweet, caring, thoughtful, can sing, she’ll probably make fun of you a little bit but it’s okay idc, and good to talk to. Okay so like u know how u talk to someone too long and u start to get bored? With Rachel, it’s different. You could talk to her forever. Or like I could. Idk bout you. But ANYWAYSSSS . Rachels love to eat. She loves fruits with lime juice on them. (Delicious btw) She loves to eat. So ofc you know she throws it down in the kitchen too. Yoooo. She can throw it back too, shiii ;). But aye. There’s so much more I could say about her. But all imma say is, if you find a Rachel like mine (u won’t) U best believe you’re gonna get jealous a lil bit. I mean she’s gorgeous. How can u not? But on some rs tho. If you do (u won’t) treat her right, keep her by your side u won’t find anyone like her. <3 sb
Rachel you better relaxxxx
A girl even stronger than she thinks. She is a true blessing to everyone around her. A Rachel is beautiful, kind, caring, and a bit sarcastic but someone you can't help but fall in love with. She is the person you would enjoy long, late-night conversations with for hours on end or to sit in total silence with because her soul is pure, and despite all the hardships and struggles she has faced, she remains strong, good-hearted, and simply lovely. A Rachel would always put a smile on your face and support you no matter what. While she may seem a little shy at first, you will discover what a gem of a person she is once you get to know her. She is the person everyone needs in their life. A trustworthy person, a loyal friend, and anything and everything else that is good in the world.
Person 1: God, that girl is perfect.
Preson 2: Right? She's such a Rachel.
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rachel is such a rachel like shes so short not even 5'2
A Rachel is always living 5 steps in the future. She appreciates what she has, but never stops dreaming how it could be better. A Rachel is frequently underestimating herself. Others see her style and talents, but she only sees her flaws. Once Rachel falls in love, she will love that person forever, regardless if it is reciprocated. Luckily, her love expands to encompass all who are worthy.
Oh, she still loves you after24 years? That's so Rachel of her.
For some reason cares about ur mom more than she cares about you. Wine aunt of the friend group and will cook for everyone.