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n: a douche bag (a litteral one or a person who acts like one)
You are a c rag.
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A cum rag is a towl or rag used to wipe "semen" or "jizz" off a certain area. Usually used during oral sex when semen is ejected into the eye socket or on the breasts, making it a "jizzy tit." Using this rag will make God hate you and he will make your babies retarded and look like the 19th child the Dugar family popped out. Like, Jesus Christ, sew her puss together. Anyways, yeah. Cum rags give you rashes, STDs, and a one way ticket to hell.
"Oh Harold! You got your stupid Jew sperm in my effin' eye! Damn! Get the damn cum rag!"
"Hey porch monkeys, get those damn cum rags off your head!"
"Hey Trish, get the cum rag, I came prematurely."
Trish "Goddamn, lower the damn Viagra, you stupid Hebrew. On the new shag carpet? SHIT EAT SOME HAM."
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A provacative or sexy style of clothing.
Nancy wore her favorite glad rags to meet with her pimp.
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Slag for "Cunt Rag", a cloth used to aid in menstruation, a tampon.
Person 1 - So I was fucking this bitch in her ass and when I was about to nut, I pretended to unload in her ass. She freaked out and turned around and I shot it in her face. I call it the "Houdini".
Person 2 - You're such a fucking c-rag.
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Hangi pants. Hanging around a man to try get some.
Toe Rag is a bitch trying to get her in's down a dead end street, with legs wide open.
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A rag that you wipe your ball sweat juices from the underside of you penis.
I just finished usin my swag rag when I slapped a nigger in the face with it
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a bandanna or similar square cloth folded in half to form a triangle (with three points)and worn on ones head similar to a pirate, dead head, or when exercising or cleaning by tying the three points together. Mostly used to catch perspiration during exercise or work.
With a du-rag tied firmly on his head, he donned his helmet with confidence that his sweat would not burn his eyes again.
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