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sandles that arabs , and middleastern people wear , deserts + sand = jerusalem sand slappers
could be anyone in flip flops and sandles tooo
get on his jerusalem sand slappers
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Grange over Sands, also known as 'gods waiting room" is located in the middle of no-ware,Cumbria. Unfortunatly it's beautiful Edwardian architecture is commonly blighted with remenents of crashed cars driven by the towns senile Inhabitants. Of course next to the decimated cars lies the many scooters and BMX's of Granges roaring Chav population, these packs of uneducated delinquents commonly hang round ye old skatepark round the back of the town-or as many people like to call it- the arsehole of grange. Seeing as all it does I crap out annoying scooter kids and infantile BMX'ers
Did you here about the ninety year old who collided with a scooter- must have happened in grange-over-sands
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Someone who is a good salesman, crook or both
Watch out for that Tom, he can sell sand to the Arabs
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The sound that Fat girl you knew in College made during sex.
Man remember that girl in College? The one in the room beside us who always made those Sand People Sounds?
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The area between your a hole and your sack where things occasionally get stuck, hence the sand trap. Items often found lurking in the sand trap include lint, stray hairs, and occasionally dingle berries. Sand trap also referred to as the grundle.
Check out what I just found in my sand trap bros.
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My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that ******I carried you.******* WROOONNGGGG....
Read it the right way...
Read it my way….
My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that ********you yourself have to carry your own self out of your own life's messes.********"
You can never pray to ALIENS from the 13th planet to vindicate yourself from your own life's problems, mistakes, paranoia, Debt, etc… you have to vindicate yourself with everything you have done wrong on THIS PLANET...
Footprints in the Sand
Placebo "Infra-RED"
Placebo "Meds"
Placebo = altered Free Choice
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when you partner takes a fine grit piece of sandpaper and wraps it around your dong before jerking you off. Usually done to one who is passed out as an act of revenge. Sometimes the assailant will pour 151 alcohol on it so the burn will really intensify.
Dustyn woke up this morning to a bloody crotch. He then remembered passing out drunk after sharing a bottle of 151 with his ex boyfriend Rich. As an act of sabotage Rich waited until Dustyn fell asleep and gave him a sand paper handjob topping it off with a little 151 to boot.
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